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These Kids At Columbia? They're Bad. How Bad? Almost 6,000 Words Bad.
Bag 'em, tag 'em, and ship these dumbasses to Poland.
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Ben Dreyfuss
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Nuclear War: A Thing That Would Be Bad
Some thoughts.
Apr 10
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Ben Dreyfuss
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March 2024
Let's do it. Let's ban TikTok.
We're young, free, and alive—in the West! We can live how we please!
Mar 29
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Ben Dreyfuss
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The Film INDEPENDENCE DAY Contains A Dishonest Lie
But is it the filmmakers' fault?
Mar 24
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Ben Dreyfuss
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Bruce Willis Is Great. Here Is A Funny Story About Bruce Willis.
Well, it's sort of about him.
Mar 20
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Ben Dreyfuss
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Wow, You Guys Really Like Posts Making Fun Of The West Wing. OK, Here's Another One.
Well, some of it is about the West Wing.
Mar 19
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Demi Moore Is Great. Here Is A Funny Story About Demi Moore.
The first entry in a new series about nice celebrities.
Mar 17
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Ben Dreyfuss
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The West Wing Is The Dumbest Show In The Entire World. Here Are 5,000 Words About One Classic Episode.
Read to the bottom for a fun chance to win $100.
Mar 17
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Ben Dreyfuss
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February 2024
JOB LISTING: EDITORIAL ASSISTANT
Calm Down is hiring!
Feb 28
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Ben Dreyfuss
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The New York Times Has A Slack Emoji Problem
Read to the end for a story about Mother Jones race relations on Slack.
Feb 27
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Ben Dreyfuss
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A Letter To Wil Wheaton About Elmo
Elmo got beat up. Wil Wheaton had a tantrum. I have some thoughts.
Feb 16
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Ben Dreyfuss
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Democrats Need To Take A Pill And Calm Down
Biden is losing right now. The special counsel report is bad. But the bomb can be defused.
Feb 9
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Ben Dreyfuss
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