Donald Trump has reportedly been telling people he'll be back in the White House by August

Good morning! How was the holiday weekend? Ready for the week? Making some coffee? Shaking off the rust? Ready to embrace the summer with vigor and enthusiasm?

“Trump has been telling a number of people he’s in contact with that he expects he will get reinstated by August,” reports Maggie Haberman.

I bet you think that’s crazy and that it couldn’t happen. I bet you read it and thought “wow Donald Trump is crazy. What a lunatic. Donald Trump lives in Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory and he spends all day eating candy trees and drinking chocolate rivers and all that sugar has turned his brain into mush.” Well guess what, doc? All it would take is a bunch of democrats in the House becoming Republicans, throwing control of the chamber to the GOP. The House GOP then needs to elect Trump as Speaker of the House. (You don’t actually need to be in congress to be Speaker.) This Trump led House will then impeach both Biden and Harris. In the Senate, 17 Democrats will have to join every Republican in convicting Biden and Harris and removing them from office. The Speaker of the House (Trump) will then be elevated to the presidency.

I’m just kidding. His brain is obviously mush.